Fishball

OMG. Next gossip girl episode is not until 30th November! Thats next week! Which means this week tak ada. Nooooooooooooo.
Just watched the preview btw. Fuck shit ass betol la serena niiiii. Gewamz~! wtf nak have an affair with a married man which also happens to be the frekin mayor ke apa jadah ntah of NEW YORK. She's sooooo desperate. Mula-mula ngan carter baizen. Like sekejap je dah cair teros cinta2. Haishhhh. Cepat cair la lu serena!!! Now Trip?! Come onnnnnnnnnnnnn.

PISAU CUKUR GILA. hahaha. xperlu pon sebenarnya serena nak jadi pisau cukur. She's wayyyy richer than Trip. LOL

Oh btw tadi pergi topshop, window shopping jeeee. Sengkek ni xde wang. Saw this shirt comelz~
Dia tulis "Olive You". Like wtf? Olives? They're not even cute. haha.
Rupanya.....
Olive You = O-live You = *cakap cepat2 ngan slang UK = I LOVE YOU.

Sweeetz kanz~! awwwwwwwwwhhh. Nah amik rose ni  ----<@
ROFLMAO.

Carter Baizen. The 2nd hottest dude in Gossip Girl.

1st obviously la CAK BES.

He's Blair a.k.a Leighton Meester BF in real life.

Sweet la juga kan!

GaGa & Beyonce

This must be another one of hollywood's tactic to attract fans. By teaming up Beyonce and Lady GaGa together. Its obvious sangat that they both carry different genre of music. Beyonce punya songs (from what i think la kan) is more towards emphasizing womans strength. Cam were powerful too. Ha gitu a. Lagu sexy2, stressing on female's sex appeal. Gaga's songs are more universal. Party, funky cam tu ah kan.

The interesting part here is, they came up with 2 songs. Which both songs were about phone.
They were featured in each others song.

Beyonce's was "Video Phone" featuring Lady GaGa

Gaga's was "Telephone" featuring Beyonce

There's no music video for gaga's telephone yet. I cant find it pon.
Tak tau la korang kan, but i loikeee gaga's version even more. Kalau telephone was sung by gaga and BRITNEY lagi best i think. But beyonce was ok laaaaaa in this song.

ok tu je nak cite.

Bad Romance

She's really an icon. All her songs are off the hook and sedap gila kot! Who am i talking about?  
Lady GaGa.

Latest song; Bad Romance.
I love it. *Applause. She's so bold and confident. She's not hot macam megan fox or britney (when she was young), or all these muka je lawa tp suara hampeh hollywood singers. She's not afraid to look ugly infront of the camera. Macam masa vma's. Buruk kotttt muka dia. Tak nampak muka pon sebab it was all red. haha.
Pape la. I just love all of her songs! Just dance was my super favorite! Siap buat dance video with that song lagi. hahaha.
Ok enough crap. Kalau belom tgk video die. Tgk ni. Her fashion dalam video ni memang perghhhhh.

Lawak yang sangat...........

Email is my source of entertainment now. Orang cakap skang pakai email kuno. Lame gila nak surat menyurat pakai email. Se kuno hantar surat pakai burung merpati. Tp wtv la kan. Mr. Lion King, the mysterious e-mailer yang selalu kasi coolz emailz ni sekarang kasi banyak email kelakar2. hoho.
Cewah. Mysterious la sangat. Padahal si Thiru workmate kat petrosains je. Nama kat email nak glamour letak "The Lion King". Raja alam siber. ROFL.
............

wtvb.

So this email is about modern peribahasa. Bodoh sangat sampai boleh gelak. Sebab bodoh sangat. Thats why im laughing. Get it.


Lembu punya susu, dapat nama.
Maknanya: Macam mana keras bekerja pun, macam mana nya canggih idea kita pun, last last, boss jugak yang dapat nama. Apakan tidak, kat dalam management meeting, mana kita tau apa yang boss khabarkan kat ketua boss.

Peribahasa sebenar: Lembu punya susu, sapi dapat nama.

Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya tak pernah masuk sukan Olympic jua.
Maknanya: Jangan macam bagus....pasal yg macam bagus tu lah selalunya tak bagus.

Peribahasa sebenar: Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat akhirnya jatuh ke tanah jua

Biar putih tulang, jangan kuning gigi.
Maknanya: Macam mana nya hensem ke, macho ke, hero ke, kalau gigi tu tak jaga,

kuning-berkarat, jangan lah eksen kental nak tackle pompan. Geli-geman di buat nya.

Peribahasa sebenar: Biar putih tulang jangan putih mata

Kalau takda angin, manakan satu lrt boleh bau busuk?
Maknanya: Ada orang kentotlah tu...

Peribahasa sebenar: kalau tiada angin, manakan pokok bergoyang

Lawak melayuuuu gilaaa!!!  

kakakakakakakaaka!!

Boom boom pow.

Im having my last 2 final papers. The most important paper in MUFY but i just cant seem to study! wtfffff. I had 6 days until my paper. Which is next week tuesday. Tapi harini (ahad), baru nak terhegenh-hegeh study. Tu pon xleh concentrate. Tgk buku for 15 minutes and my mind just flew away thinking about ntah pape benda merepekpekpekpek!! Im so mad at myself bcoz i know this paper is very important. Study la em! OMG. OMG.

Ok anyways, since i cant concentrate with biology (currently stuck at formation of sperm and ovum. ergghhh. why should i even bother about how they're produced?!), i went thru my email and found this funny email. LOLOL bak kata meen.

They're this species of chili called Peter Pepper. comel kan nama dia. he he he. nakalllllll.

(Copy paste from email je)

Chili pilihan/ idaman Dara & mak janda.

Hati-hati semasa potong!

Di Tanggung Halal---Chili sunat (malay name) ----> (lawak wei!!)

Hot Stuff
Mother Nature must be playing a prank on mankind
(and womankind as well) when such extraordinary vegetables appear.

The world’s most offensive-looking plant
When I first saw its picture, I thought it’s just another photo-shopped hoax, but digging deeper, I was surprised to discover that it’s a real plant, usually called the Peter Pepper, scientific name capsicum annuum var. annuum ‘Peter’.
It’s native to Louisiana and Texas.
It’s been called many other names, including Chili Willy and Penis Chili; and has been judged
“Most Pornographic Pepper” by Organic Gardening Magazine...
Not surprising, since it looks like so.................
Apparently it has always been grown more as an ornamental thing, rather than to be eaten, although it’s perfectly edible.

By the way, a farmer who specializes in growing them says they can grow up to 18" long!


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Tak tahan nak gelakkk. "Hati-hati semasa potong". KAKAKAKA.
I googled it. Memang ada la species cili ni. Esok ajak mak pegi pasar. Nak beli cili sunat.
Oh and i asked my youngest sister,

Me: B, cili ni nampak macam apa?
Baby: Cili ni macam topi badut. kelakarnya!
Me: .......... - I shall not contaminate her mind -



ROFL.




Oh and there's this other email. Title die menangkap tumpuan.

"IBU H1N1 sudah dijumpai"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Not so commom dream

Nada once had a dream. Fantasy dream yang bunuh2 alien apa sume tu kan. Well yesterday i had a dream too! The weird part is, lepas bangun tido je i took my phone and typed the dream to save it so i wont forget it. Lepas save dalam outbox sambung balik tido. Like i was programmed to do it.

K anyways, mimpi ni masuk akal sikit la. xde bunuh2 or alien2. Ni macam drama tv3 punya mimpi. lol.
I was friends with lisdawati. Ala pelakon yang muka macam cina tu. So 1 hari ni die tgh naik moto ada kereta sondol die dari blakang. Kes langgar lari la ni. *macam nada. hahaha.
So she called me and we went to the 'tempat kejadian' to see who the owner of the car was. Tiba-tiba suami lisdawati,Fauzi (husband in real life), was in my dream too. Tapi dlm mimpi ni derang kawan je. Tgh cintan-cintan lagi la. Rupanya yang langgar lisdawati tu was Fauzi's dad. So lis and fauzi had a fight. Then tiba2 we were in fauzi's car. Derang tgh gaduh2 la kat depan. I was at the back tgh picit jerawat. Then tiba2 awim call. Ni dalam mimpi lagi ni. Awim cakap die dah sampai klcc ngan sharel. Tanya i kat mana. hahahaha.
So i said dah nak sampai. Awim suruh gi amik hasnur.
Then i asked her who else is there. She said meen, dent, saf and Zaza zahar.
.......
Then i woke up, wrote all that in the phone, saved it and went back to sleep.

The fact that i saved it in my phone. I woke up tgk2 ada kat outbox. So i guess i just had to share it with u people. hahahaha. Zaza zahar pon ada dlm mimpi. Random gila.

Bestfriend dalam mimpiku.

Ew. Awkward sangat. Married couple plak tu.

haha

Ma, Wo Ai Ni

Did i even spell that right? lol
Ok ok. Im ruining the emotinal moment.

bitch la blog ni. gamba xleh nak besa. shit